clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

(via thefuuuucomics)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via thebrokenwaves)

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

(Source: anarcho-gallifreyan, via pizza)

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

(via stale-sandcastle)

thestripmaster:

When you think of something really clever and it gets 2 notes

(via pizza)

panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breathe in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

(Source: punjabipowerhouse, via aplaceforthesoul)

(Source: butt-berry, via thebrokenwaves)

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srgebarnes:

natasha teaches bucky and steve about saying ‘same’ ironically and now whenever something blows up on a mission they’re just like

'same'

in perfect unison

(Source: lupinely, via skywanderingsquirtle)

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

(via thefuuuucomics)

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

(via loserxbabe)